The Lonely Alchemist

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
numbingbone
wizard-email

british towns will be called Fuckmouth or whatever and people will just go with it

wizard-email

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obsessed with this

wizardpotions

i literally live 10 miles from shitterton and i can confirm that the council had to replace all of their signs with rocks because they kept getting stolen.

alliswyattonthewesternfront

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narcissistcookbook

drove past exits to Peniston and Clitheroe (which i'm told *isn't* pronounced CLIT HERO but i dunno) on the way up from Nottingham the other week